Saturday, November 5, 2011

You're never gonna believe this one!!


Shock Rocker, Alice Cooper was once elected Homecoming Queen for the University Of Houston.

The truth about McDonalds McRib sandwich.


10 McRib Fun Facts

10 McRib Facts
The McRib is back! Here are ten fun facts about America’s favorite limited-time fast food sandwich.

10. The process of turning meat into a McRib patty takes about 45 minutes. “The pork meat is chopped up, then seasoned, then formed into that shape that looks like a rib back,” Rob Cannell, director of McDonald’s U.S. supply chain, explained in Maxim. “Then we flash-freeze it. The whole process from fresh pork to frozen McRib takes about 45 minutes.”

9. A (fake) petition to save the McRib was featured on the McDonald’s site in 2005, sponsored by the Boneless Pig Farmers of America.

8. McDonald’s is currently hosting the Quest for the Golden McRib. We don’t know what this means, but it seems there are Golden McRibs “virtually hidden in McDonald’s across the country.” If you’re a “true McRib lover” and can stomach enough restructured pork product to complete the quest, let us know. Previous McRib events: the “Legend of the McRib” contest, which asked fans to create a mythical history for the sandwich (perhaps this is where the kangaroo meat legend came from?) and three McRib Farewell Tours, in 2005, 2006 and 2007.

7. But why is it shaped like that? The McRib is sort of famous for not containing ribs (bone or meat, really), so why does it look like a slab of ribs? Because, that’s why. “Some thought, why not just make it round?” recalls Arend. “It would’ve been easier. But I wanted it to look like a slab of ribs.” So there you have it.

6. And you can thank the Flintstones for its return. After mediocre sales, the McRib was pulled from the national menu in 1985. When The Flintstones hit theaters in 1994, McDonald’s capitalized on the resemblance between the slab o’ribs atop the Flintmobile and the pork patty, and brought it back as a movie tie-in. Rosie O’Donnell was in the commercial, but John Goodman declined.

5. You can thank chicken farmers for the McRib’s invention. Turns out McNuggets, which debuted in 1979, were so popular that McDonald’s couldn’t keep up with demand. As Arend told Maxim, “There wasn’t a system to supply enough chicken. We had to come up with something to give the other franchises as a new product. So the McRib came about because of the shortage of chickens.”

4. The sandwich was inspired during a trip to Charleston, South Carolina. McDonald’s Executive Chef Rene Arend was visiting the city and had several pulled pork sandwiches. He thought the flavor combination “should really go over.”

3. This year marks the McRib’s 30th birthday. It debuted on McDonald’s menus in 1981.

2. But the one ingredient it doesn’t contain: Kangaroo meat. A persistent urban legend lingering around the interwebs says the rib-shaped patty is actually made of Australia’s famous roos. (It’s not.)

1. The McRib sandwich contains a staggering 70 different ingredients, the least innocuous of which are “pig bits like tripe, heart, and scalded stomach.” Add in some azodicarbonamide, ammonium sulfate, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides and… well, you get the idea.

Another day surviving and not living.



I'm so tired of surviving my way through life and never being able to live. It's like right when things are on an upswing, DOWN THEY GO with a big thud! I wish I could just get myself back on track, stop fucking around with things I know are not good for me, prove to the world that I am worthy of a LIFE, and get on with it...but it never seems to work out that way. I'm so "tired" of all of this, nut suicide is not an option anymore. A timely death would probably make a lot of other people half way in my life, happy...so I think/feel that way. How do I feel about that. In all sincerity...I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! Now take that to the bank.

Morbidly bizarre!

Friday, November 4, 2011

It's King Tut Day!! PARTY!!!

When : Always November 4th

King Tut Day celebrates the date of the discovery of King Tutankhamen's Tomb.

Over 3,000 years ago, King Tutankhamen became the King of Egypt at the age of 9. He died at the age of 19. He is commonly called "King Tut". The tomb of Egypt's "child king" was discovered on November 4, 1922. The tomb was discovered nearly intact in Egypt's Valley of Kings.

King Tut's rule lasted a short nine years, from 1333 B.C. to 1324 B.C. The cause of his death is uncertain. Murder and an innocent accident are the two main theories.

How to celebrate this special day: Spend a little time with your nose in the Egyptian history books. Learn more about King Tut, along with the culture and times of Ancient Egypt.

Happy King Tut Day!!!

Crawling out of my skin.



Do you ever feel like you're crawling out of your skin, as in this detailed picture? Well I feel like this picture right now, and it's not fun either.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Facebook friends

I have like 310 friends on Facebook, but actually deal with like 10 of them. Do any of you have this same delimma? I just want to be loved & sent texts to me daily. I'm bored......I'm chairman of the bored!! Good evening and thanks for coming. Please sit down, order a beverage, and enjoy your night here in Lisa's mind.

I was just thinking....


I use to have an awesome blog going on on the Mobion.net site but I've forgotten my sign in shit so its basically gone. Wahh!! And I had followers too, not like on here where I'm just writing to myself. Really pathetic!!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

If ya think about it..........

What is "it"? I mean like it could be anything. I'm sick of it, or I really love it. Perhaps it tastes great or completely rotting. Hmmmm?! It is a fabulous word just like "fuck

I'm moving again.

You know, I move so much that I'm beginning to answer to the name Uhaul. Damn it all. It takes forever and of course, something you or I love, gets broke. :0( wahhh!! Hopefully my nomads days will be over soon. Pray for me my children, pray. Thanks!!!
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Loading....can ya handle it?

I'm referencing what all cell phones and pc's do before you can get started doing anything. Personally, I have no patience and have been know to thrash a comp or 2. Is this wrong one may ask? Well you tell me. I say Damn the Man tdoesn. 't see both sids of my cin.z

Yawn,huh?!

I can't sleep tonight, so its now 3:15 am. Ugh!!
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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

What about that?!

You know, I go into say Walmart or Walgreens and notice how kids treat their parents now days. Buy me this....get me that...you heard what I said mother. Now I don't know about you all, but my add would be hurting for 2 weeks if I EVER spoke like that to my mom. Spanking should be allowed. And people wonder why young people are the way they are now days. Hmmm.
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