WTF??

So I get out of bed like I do every morning, and I throw out my back. Now I can't get out of this damn reclyner, and I'm hungry. Instead of eating I'm going to the frig & grab some cheese. God please let it feel better. The last thing I want to do is go to the fricking ER!! Ouch!!! :-(

Ive been hacked! (again+20)

I was notified not just by Twitter or AOL, and yahoo that someone hacked my accts and slammed like hundreds of people and 3000 times with Spam mail! Now I have to go through all the crap to get things back on track. F*ck!!! Why always me?!?! I still dont have all of my accts back up & working. Some people are just real dicks!!

My day summed up in a few words....

I'm still on my diet so I didn't eat again. I've lost approx. 26 lbs in 3.5 weeks. That's just about two pant sizes. Anywho, I scrubbed all of this god damn tile in this home of mine, scrubbed the counters, did the dishes, cleaned out the stinky catbox, and even had some people stop by to say hey....HEY...lol. So nose. I've come to find out that my Facebook acct has been hacked and its like pulling a cranky lions tooth when it hurts. Stupid fb bastards!!! Get a better security plan misters...Sheesh. So here I go, back to dealing with fb. Ugh!! I hope you all had a productive day and a better tomorrow!!! Adios amagos!! :-/

Love is.............

Love is an emotion of strong affection and personal attachment.[1] In philosophical context, love is a virtue representing all of human kindness, compassion, and affection. Love is central to many religions, as in the Christian phrase, "God is love" or Agape in the Canonical gospels.[2] Love may also be described as actions towards others (or oneself) based on compassion.[3] Or as actions towards others based on affection.[3] In English, the word love can refer to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from generic pleasure ("I loved that meal") to intense interpersonal attraction ("I love my partner"). "Love" can also refer specifically to the passionate desire and intimacy of romantic love, to the sexual love of eros (cf. Greek words for love), to the emotional closeness of familial love, or to the platonic love that defines friendship,[4] to the profound oneness or devotion of religious love. [5] This diversity of uses and meanings, combined with the complexity of the feelings involved, makes love unusually difficult to consistently define, even compared to other emotional states. Love in its various forms acts as a major facilitator of interpersonal relationships and, owing to its central psychological importance, is one of the most common themes in the creative arts. Science defines what could be understood as love as an evolved state of the survival instinct, primarily used to keep human beings together against menaces and to facilitate the continuation of the species through reproduction.

Funny times ahaed!!

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I just love these little icon winks and so on. Don't you> Who saaid you have to always write some big ass long blog to make it entertaining? Not me that's for sure. Come back again real soon!!

Bye. :-}

Another quiz for you to take.

These sites are unbelieveable!! Over 18 only!!!

Check 'em out...

http://www.somethingawful.com/

http://www.lunaticfringe.org/~schizoid/GFY/

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

These are remarkably funny yet disturbing! Well, enjoy. ( i guess )

Under 18 NO enterance into this blog!

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A cashmere quiz!

Nothing but time.

I feel like I have one foot in the grave and the other following close behind. I don't know why I get into these moods to where I just want to hide. Perhaps it's the weather? Hmmm, maybe. Anyways I'm not going anywhere so life is still good. (good as can be expected, right?)

More useless information to smother your brain!

1. American car horns beep to the tone of F.
2. If you lined up all the slinkys ever made in a row they could wrap around the Earth 126 times.
3. In snow skiing, most men fall on their faces while most women fall on their behinds.
4. The average cat has 24 whiskers
5. There are more telephones than people in Washington D.C.
6. Grocery shoppers spend an average of 8 minutes waiting in line at the supermarket.
7. Each year, Americans use enough foam peanuts to fill ten 85-story buildings.
8. It is said the average person speaks only 10 minutes a day.
9. Adolph Hitler had his own private 15 car train named Amerika.
10. An exocannibal is a cannibal that eats only enemies and an indocannibal eats only friends.

Waiting for visitors....still

No one has even came to my blog page to see what I've written about. damn it!! It's like I've been trying to promote my site but at no luck. I think people would love my blogs, but no one comes. I sit here and I wait, and wait, and wait. Yawn!! I give up. I guess I'll be the only one reading my posts. So there!! (rassberries)

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This is a little boxer I found on the net & wanted to share it with you. I just hope the code I copied turns out okay! Yikes....(fingers crossed)
I'm gonna also include a fact so I can fill up your brain more with useless knowledge.

Did you know that.....Charlie Brown's father was a barber. Now you do!!

Have a good morning!!

Last post before night night time.

Another day down but not another day wiser. You see, even though no one, cept for 1 person following my blog is okay by me.My grandchildren can learn about what I was going through firming periods of my life!! Say cheese because after all it's just life in a handbag, or life seen through a blog. Good night everyone. :-)

Here fishy fishy fishy!!

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I'm trying code for the first time. Did the fish come out okay?? Thanks for helping!! I'm such a dork sometimes. Shhhh, don't tell anyone, okay?!?!

All about the occult, but were afraid to ask!

Some occult tongue-twisters:

Alextoromantia: Divination based on the direction in which a rooster turns when let loose in a circle.
Alextryomancy: Divination by reading the random configurations formed by scattering grains of wheat on the ground.
Amniomancy: Foretelling a child's future from the arrangement of the amniotic membrane at the child's birth.
Arithomancy: Divination by abstruse and secret numerical calculations.
Belomancy: Divination by reading the flight patterns of randomly shot arrows and their position when they land.
Cereoscopy: Interpreting the patterns made by wax melted in boiling water.
Cledonism: Finding omens in the first words one hears upon rising in the morning.
Hydroscopy: Divination by reading the ripples created by three stones tossed into a pond.
Kieidiscopy: Divination by reading the undulations of a key swinging on a string.
Lycanthropy: The study of werewolves.
Metoposcopy: Divination by reading the positions, shapes, and sizes of the moles or blemishes on a person's body.
Ornithomancy: Divination by reading the flight patterns of birds.
Pyromancy: Divination by reading the movements of flame.
Rhabdomancy: Hunting for gold, water, or precious metals by using a hazel wand as a pointer.
Scapulomancy: Divination by reading the cracks and fissures in the roasted shoulder bones of a sheep.
Screeology: The art of reading the future in a crystal ball.

My useless facts for today. Read on my friends & learn sumptin!

1.The first letter of every continent's name is the same as the last: AmericA, AntarcticA, EuropE, AsiA, AustraliA, AfricA.
2.Muhammad is the most common name in the world.
3.The word “Nazi” was actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.
4.More men than women commit suicide in the United States.
5.Babe Ruth, besides holding the world lifetime record for home runs up to the 1970's, he holds the world record for strikeouts as well.
6.Murder is the only crime that does not increase during the full moon. Theft, disorderly conduct, larceny, armed robbery, assault and battery, illegal breaking and entering, and rape all statistically increase dramatically during the full moon.
7.Approximately 80 percent of the men serving terms in American prisons for rape were convicted not of forcible rape but of statutory rape, that is, of fornicating with a girl who is underage.

That's all for today. Stay tuned in next time for more useless facts & maybe you'll learn something that you'll never ever need to know! Good bye for now you all. :-)

All about the "gross factor!"

The grossest place on the web, so if you're one of those people that always have to slow down & check out a car crash, say on the freeway, this is the site for you my friend!! Can I get some brains with my side of split-open human body? Thank you and please come again! (doink)

Just a little flashback!!

From the early 80's. Remember when Ozzy looked like this, or the fliers you picked up at Ardvarcks in Hollywood to know when the gigs are playing?? Boy do I miss those days!!! How about you?? Do you have any flashbacks you'd like to share?? I know you do!!!!!

All about the new people.

So I have new neighbors that moved like 1 week ago. I thought wow they are so quite, I'm stoked. ll now they have company & their kids are running all over, making tons of noise & my room mate is trying to sleep. So this is how it goes, huh?? Al nicey nice then WAM...nose pollution to the max. Damn it I liked it more when I had no neighbors. Luckily, I'll be moving here soon & wont have to worry anymore. ( or so I wish ) There's always tomorrow when they have nobody over!!

I forgot.

Yes, I've changed my email psw and forgot the new Damn psw.... CRAPPY!!!! Now what do I do?? I can't change it over my phone, so I'm screwed. Damn me!!!! Next time I need to remember to write it down.

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Damn cell internet connection!!!

I can't believe how shitty my net, via my cell, sucks!! I wish I had internet connection at home. Life would be 1/2 way decent. I'm too poor to have it now. :-(

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My favorite movie now

Has to be Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Have any of you seen that. Johnny Sep is awesome in it. If you haven't seen it, go right away and rent it. It's a must see!!!

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At the doctors

My doctor is always late. He just came in and there's already 2 people waiting. Ugh!!! I need to get an earlier appt so I won't have to wait for an hour.

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Chaos never dies day celebration is today!!

When : Always November 9th

Chaos Never Dies Day recognizes the turmoil in modern, everyday life. Are things a little crazy at home? Is school a little on the wild side? Is your work place hectic and disorderly? We thought so.

Just when things seem to calm down at work and home, along comes something to disrupt your life. Yes, disorder is everywhere. Hectic schedules, changes to plans, unexpected tasks and chores, the list goes on and on and on.......

Today is designed for you. It's a day to recognize the chaos in your life. You can best celebrate this day, by recognizing that chaos never dies. Rather, its a way of life. You can partake in this special day, by putting just a little order back into your life. You can start, by picking one thing that is really disrupting your life, and change it...for the good.

On the bright side: If you think your life is chaotic today, just wait until the holiday season arrives.

Did you Know? There is a scientific Chaos Theory?

We hope you have a calm and serene Chaos Never Dies Day!!!

Origin of Chaos Never Dies Day:
This day is well recognized on Internet calendar and Ecard sites. Online and offline, we found no documentation about the creation of this day. Most likely, the creator's life was so chaotic, that he failed to document it.

Pure Sadness inside of me.

Sad? Yes I am Sad
I don’t understand why I am Sad
But yes now I remember why I am Sad
I am Sad on the behavior of the people
I am Sad on the selfishness of the people
I am Sad on the materialism of the people
I am Sad on the lack of Love in the people
I am Sad on the lack of shyness in the people
I am Sad on the lack of respect in relations
I am Sad on the lack of sacrifice in the people
Yes I am Sad
So Sad…

Damn it all!! (oops, I cursed) Poem time!

I hate the way I look
I hate the way I feel
I hate the way I know
That my hate is real
I know now my feelings won't change
Because of you and only you!

My past life information.

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1450. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
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Do you remember now?

10 of the most interesting useless facts that you will ever learn about!

Here's a whole crap load of completely useless facts that will do nothing for you but fill up your brain until it explodes, but they are interesting though...promise. Enjoy!!

1.More People Are Killed Annually By Donkeys Than Die In Air Crashes.
2.You Can't Kill Yourself By Holding Your Breath.
3.Americans On The Average Eat 18 Acres Of Pizza Every Day.
4.Did You Know That You Are More Likely To Be Killed By A Champagne Cork Than By A Poisonous Spider?
5.2,000 Pounds Of Space Dust And Other Space Debris Fall On The Earth Everyday.
6.February 9-15 Is National Kraut And Frankfurter Week.
7.According To Playboy, More Women Talk Dirty During Sex Than Men.
8.Adolph Hitler Was A Vegetarian, And Had Only 1, And I Repeat, One, Testicle
9.After Spending Hours Working At A Computer Display, Look At A Blank Piece Of White Paper. It Will Probably Appear Pink.
10.Alekthophilia Is The Love Of Chickens.


Well there you have it. What a complete waste of time, but I liked to learn these facts. Hope you did too!!

You're never gonna believe this one!!

Shock Rocker, Alice Cooper was once elected Homecoming Queen for the University Of Houston.

The truth about McDonalds McRib sandwich.

10 McRib Fun Facts

10 McRib Facts
The McRib is back! Here are ten fun facts about America’s favorite limited-time fast food sandwich.

10. The process of turning meat into a McRib patty takes about 45 minutes. “The pork meat is chopped up, then seasoned, then formed into that shape that looks like a rib back,” Rob Cannell, director of McDonald’s U.S. supply chain, explained in Maxim. “Then we flash-freeze it. The whole process from fresh pork to frozen McRib takes about 45 minutes.”

9. A (fake) petition to save the McRib was featured on the McDonald’s site in 2005, sponsored by the Boneless Pig Farmers of America.

8. McDonald’s is currently hosting the Quest for the Golden McRib. We don’t know what this means, but it seems there are Golden McRibs “virtually hidden in McDonald’s across the country.” If you’re a “true McRib lover” and can stomach enough restructured pork product to complete the quest, let us know. Previous McRib events: the “Legend of the McRib” contest, which asked fans to create a mythical history for the sandwich (perhaps this is where the kangaroo meat legend came from?) and three McRib Farewell Tours, in 2005, 2006 and 2007.

7. But why is it shaped like that? The McRib is sort of famous for not containing ribs (bone or meat, really), so why does it look like a slab of ribs? Because, that’s why. “Some thought, why not just make it round?” recalls Arend. “It would’ve been easier. But I wanted it to look like a slab of ribs.” So there you have it.

6. And you can thank the Flintstones for its return. After mediocre sales, the McRib was pulled from the national menu in 1985. When The Flintstones hit theaters in 1994, McDonald’s capitalized on the resemblance between the slab o’ribs atop the Flintmobile and the pork patty, and brought it back as a movie tie-in. Rosie O’Donnell was in the commercial, but John Goodman declined.

5. You can thank chicken farmers for the McRib’s invention. Turns out McNuggets, which debuted in 1979, were so popular that McDonald’s couldn’t keep up with demand. As Arend told Maxim, “There wasn’t a system to supply enough chicken. We had to come up with something to give the other franchises as a new product. So the McRib came about because of the shortage of chickens.”

4. The sandwich was inspired during a trip to Charleston, South Carolina. McDonald’s Executive Chef Rene Arend was visiting the city and had several pulled pork sandwiches. He thought the flavor combination “should really go over.”

3. This year marks the McRib’s 30th birthday. It debuted on McDonald’s menus in 1981.

2. But the one ingredient it doesn’t contain: Kangaroo meat. A persistent urban legend lingering around the interwebs says the rib-shaped patty is actually made of Australia’s famous roos. (It’s not.)

1. The McRib sandwich contains a staggering 70 different ingredients, the least innocuous of which are “pig bits like tripe, heart, and scalded stomach.” Add in some azodicarbonamide, ammonium sulfate, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides and… well, you get the idea.

Another day surviving and not living.

I'm so tired of surviving my way through life and never being able to live. It's like right when things are on an upswing, DOWN THEY GO with a big thud! I wish I could just get myself back on track, stop fucking around with things I know are not good for me, prove to the world that I am worthy of a LIFE, and get on with it...but it never seems to work out that way. I'm so "tired" of all of this, nut suicide is not an option anymore. A timely death would probably make a lot of other people half way in my life, happy...so I think/feel that way. How do I feel about that. In all sincerity...I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! Now take that to the bank.

Morbidly bizarre!

It's King Tut Day!! PARTY!!!

When : Always November 4th

King Tut Day celebrates the date of the discovery of King Tutankhamen's Tomb.

Over 3,000 years ago, King Tutankhamen became the King of Egypt at the age of 9. He died at the age of 19. He is commonly called "King Tut". The tomb of Egypt's "child king" was discovered on November 4, 1922. The tomb was discovered nearly intact in Egypt's Valley of Kings.

King Tut's rule lasted a short nine years, from 1333 B.C. to 1324 B.C. The cause of his death is uncertain. Murder and an innocent accident are the two main theories.

How to celebrate this special day: Spend a little time with your nose in the Egyptian history books. Learn more about King Tut, along with the culture and times of Ancient Egypt.

Happy King Tut Day!!!

Crawling out of my skin.

Do you ever feel like you're crawling out of your skin, as in this detailed picture? Well I feel like this picture right now, and it's not fun either.

Facebook friends

I have like 310 friends on Facebook, but actually deal with like 10 of them. Do any of you have this same delimma? I just want to be loved & sent texts to me daily. I'm bored......I'm chairman of the bored!! Good evening and thanks for coming. Please sit down, order a beverage, and enjoy your night here in Lisa's mind.

I was just thinking....

I use to have an awesome blog going on on the Mobion.net site but I've forgotten my sign in shit so its basically gone. Wahh!! And I had followers too, not like on here where I'm just writing to myself. Really pathetic!!

If ya think about it..........

What is "it"? I mean like it could be anything. I'm sick of it, or I really love it. Perhaps it tastes great or completely rotting. Hmmmm?! It is a fabulous word just like "fuck

I'm moving again.

You know, I move so much that I'm beginning to answer to the name Uhaul. Damn it all. It takes forever and of course, something you or I love, gets broke. :0( wahhh!! Hopefully my nomads days will be over soon. Pray for me my children, pray. Thanks!!!

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Loading....can ya handle it?

I'm referencing what all cell phones and pc's do before you can get started doing anything. Personally, I have no patience and have been know to thrash a comp or 2. Is this wrong one may ask? Well you tell me. I say Damn the Man tdoesn. 't see both sids of my cin.z

Yawn,huh?!

I can't sleep tonight, so its now 3:15 am. Ugh!!

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What about that?!

You know, I go into say Walmart or Walgreens and notice how kids treat their parents now days. Buy me this....get me that...you heard what I said mother. Now I don't know about you all, but my add would be hurting for 2 weeks if I EVER spoke like that to my mom. Spanking should be allowed. And people wonder why young people are the way they are now days. Hmmm.

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